was reading an article from back in 2013 when some ancient roman artifacts were unearthed by moles digging tunnels and this image description is making me lose my goddamn mind
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was reading an article from back in 2013 when some ancient roman artifacts were unearthed by moles digging tunnels and this image description is making me lose my goddamn mind
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i’m curious
have you watched the highest grossing movie of the year you were born and did you like it?
watched it and liked it
watched it and didn’t like it
didn’t watch it
you can check which movie it was here!
pls reblog and put in the tags which movie it was :)
At this point, everyone else’s endless referencing has forced me to know 100% of the plot of Jurassic Park & like 99% of the quips, why bother?
For peak enjoyment, watch it as a riff tracks panel with 3 paleontologists in a museum basement.
I’m in the woods placing cardboard cutouts of morels in the leaf litter to trick and bamboozle people
I’m about to ruin someone’s whole life
Scamp
Oh, that is EVIL
Frodo: I do not now choose what I was going to do. I will keep the ring. It is mine!
Marie Kondo: *appearing from nowhere* ah but does this object spark joy for you?
Frodo: no…no, it’s a heavy burden.
Marie: then you can throw it away. I believe in you.
Frodo: *throws ring in lava*
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How should you boil rice?
On the stove. (how do you not burn it???)
In the microwave (I will take no slander, this works!)
Rice cooker (You fancy fucker /j)
Another way not mentioned (write in the tags)
I just want to see the results.
I’m just interested in this. Pls reblog for a bigger voting block.
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Hello, Sherlock Holmes adaptation writer. I have trapped you in this room. It is fully furnished and comfortable. On the table, you will notice a copy of A Scandal in Bohemia by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, of which redistribution is perfectly legal, as the work is in the public domain. You will notice it is rather thin. You have 24 hours to read the approximately 8,550 words in this story. To exit this room, all you must do is summarize the plot of the story without referring to Irene Adler as a seductress or implying she is attracted to Sherlock Holmes. Good luck.
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You just gained magic! Which magic system would you prefer?
The Speech (Young Wizards)
The Ancient Language (The Inheritance Cycle)
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